What I Learned on Vacation

Your pets can survive without you for a little while.

So can your e-mail.

Professional wrestling is best watched with your brother.

Few things make you feel more like an adult than helping your dad with his latest home improvement project.

Pirates are way better than ninjas.

Samurai are way better than pirates.

Few things make you feel more like a child than helping your dad with his latest home improvment project.

"If you ever meet the Transandental Pig, ask it what the meaning of life is."

Nobody is ever as bad as others make them out to be.

Never let Charlton Heston anywhere near a nuclear device.

Nobody is ever as innocent as they feel they are.

Never let your apartment get knee deep.

Always know where your license, registration, and proof of insurance is.

Where your license, registration, and proof of insurance is isn't necissarily where they should be.

When you've lost something, it really does help to think back to the last time you know you saw it.

There really is something about a rainy highway that causes the average moterist to slam on their breaks for no apparent reason.

Honesty is the best policy.

Your family is a lot bigger than just the folks you're related to biologically.

Ice cream is best eaten sitting out on the lawn.

Trust people's instincts.

Especially your own.

Keep a book by the computer, just in case the server goes down.

If you ever find yourself questioning why you are where you are, consider that you might be the answer to somebody's problem.

"Everyone has a purpose."

Sometimes you're going to feel like you don't deserve to be as happy as you are.

Be happy anyway.

God can be anywhere.

Be sure to allow time to rest from your vacation.

The DMV is always on the bottom of your list of things to do.

Be good to each other.
Rev. Josh
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